(I'm not a big LOLCatz person, but this week I turned to the LOLcat Bible, while thinking about Advent 3C. This is John 3:7-18.)
7 Lotz of peeplz caem to get bath frm John. He wuz all "U iz snaekz.8
U needz to behaev. N quit sayin Abraham is ur daddi liek dat maeks a
differns. Ceiling Cat cud chaenj a rock into a kittn of Abraham LOL.9 Teh ax iz reddi to cut down te treez. Ani tree datz no good iz goin on teh fier."
10 Evribodi wuz all "O noes! Whut now?"
11 John wuz all "U shud shaer ur flee collrz wif catz who duzn hav ani. An shaer ur cookies too."
12 Dere wuz sum IRS d00dz dere n dey askded whut dey shud do.13 John wuz liek "Doant steal duh."
14 N sum soljrz askted whut dey shud do.15 John wuz liek "Dont steal an dont tell liez."
15 Sum peepl wundrded if maybi John wuz Christ.16 John wuz liek "No. I givz u baff wif watr, but Christ will giv u a baff with Hovr Cat an wif fier too.17 He iz goin to put all teh wheet in hiz barn an burn teh trash on teh fier.18 At leest he gived dem sum good newz along wif teh bad newz.
Thanks. I needed that. "At leest he gived dem sum good news along wif teh bad newz." Amen.