It's come to my attention that there is another Conservatory in Beantown, known as "Beantown Conservatory," which is not the one my son is attending, and I had better devise a less confusing nickname for it.
Henceforth, we'll call it —
well, I wasn't coming up with anything.
And then I read the page about the Conservatory's core values, and I saw this little image, and that was it:
Hot and Cool.