Last night I took Snowman and Light Princess out to dinner, and I asked her about school while Snowman was away from the table.
LP: Today was Condom Day in Family Living.
LP: Yes. We had these 8 posters that showed the steps of how you use the condom, and we had to put them in the right order.
Songbird: Interesting. (Trys to imagine the 8 steps. Fails.)
LP: I didn't volunteer to take one, I didn't feel it was necessary.
Songbird: Huh. (Not at all sure how to respond to any of this.)
LP: Yes, and George (not even close to his real name)? Got the one that said Relaxation.
Songbird: Relaxation? How is that a step? (Cannot even imagine, isn't that the one thing that makes it impossible? Clearly undereducated.)
LP: I guess it comes at the end.
Songbird: (Glad this is an open conversation, but remains unequal to it.)
LP: But the funniest one? "Leave room at the tip."
Snowman: (returning to the table) Condom Day?
Songbird: You had that, too? You never mentioned it. I don't think I even SAW a condom until I was practically 40.
Snowman and LP: (flabbergasted)
Songbird: (hopes they aren't doing too much social math)