I'm trying to get to church, but I don't have my car. I don't have my keys. I don't have my cellphone. I don't have my wallet. Apparently the car is downtown, with the keys, the wallet and the phone locked inside it. I'm at the grocery store, roughly halfway between downtown and home. If I get home, can my husband drive me to church?
But wait! It's Sunday morning, and it's 5 minutes to 10, and it will take me long enough just to get home that if I call the church no one will answer, and it takes 25 minutes to get there anyway, and it's already time for church to start!!!
I end up in a thrift store downtown, with my children, having given up on church, trying to find my spare keys, which it turns out my daughter was wearing as a bracelet the whole time…
No, really. I'm fine.