On the news this morning, or at least on MSNBC, that Geek Squad of political hotheads and other commentators, last night's fabulous speech by Barack Obama is somewhat under discussion, but the Crackberry-wielding "experts" are busy trying to get the word on who the Republicans will have as Vice-Presidential nominee.
It's Mitt! No, it's not, because Mike Murphy has a personal email from Romney saying so. Murphy holds up his Crackberry as proof.
It's Sarah Palin! There's a charter plane from Alaska to Dayton! Wouldn't that be a clever choice? Never mind that she's inexperienced, a lifetime member of the NRA and about as anti-choice as they come, she has ovaries!!! Clinton supporters will love her!!!
Nope, wait, we hear she is in Alaska, preparing to unveil the state quarter later today!!!
Hold on, hold on! Lieberman is in Dayton!!! (That would be hilarious, I like that one.)
Condi Rice is on vacation, so we haven't been tracking her!!!
Tom Ridge wouldn't even NEED vetting!!! (huh?)
Finally, Mika Brzezinski calls it: They are playing us, she says in reference to the Republicans. Let's talk about the speech.
Which lasts about a minute. Including comments from Peggy Noonan that include deliberate mispronunciations of "Barack." Because that's a technique no one ever used before…
It's 9:33 a.m. ET and I'm exhausted. When do we get our post-Convention naps?