Michael Chertoff (or as we call him at our house, Jafar) is on TV talking about the tornadoes in Iowa and says:
"It's just a tragic act of God."
And Snowman responds:
"Is that just code for 'I don't know how to do my job?'"
And I want to know:
Is Chertoff *that* well-connected? Because if so, I may be in trouble.
Seriously, though, the tornado that killed four Boy Scouts was not an act of God. Tragic? Yes. Act of God? No way. And I don't understand how people who think that way can worship that God. It defeats me.