1) I said these words: "I twisted and turned, I pondered and puzzled, and I asked for advice I did not take."
There seemed to be no reaction to this, and I prepared to move on, until someone laughed out loud and a ripple of appreciative laughter spread throughout the congregation.
2) As I stood shaking hands, someone asked, "Has anyone ever told you you’re good fertilizer?"
3) At coffee, she made sure I knew it was a compliment.
4) I noticed my brand new pantyhose are bagging at the ankles and realized the problem: the size is too big!
How was your Sunday morning?