Animals, Whimsy

Autumn Season Brings Much Sneezing

(Scene: I’m sitting in the kitchen and start sneezing and cannot stop. I’m not allergic to anything but have many "sensitivities.")

Songbird: Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

Pure Luck: (from his office) Gesundheit!!

Songbird: Thank you!

(a minute passes)

Songbird: Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

Pure Luck: Gesundheit!!

Songbird: Thank you!

(another brief passage of time)

Songbird: Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

Pure Luck: (as if this will make it stop) GESUNDHEIT!!!

Songbird: (wishes it would) THANK YOU!!!

(very soon after)

Songbird: Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

Sam: WOOF!!!

Songbird: Thank you!

13 thoughts on “Autumn Season Brings Much Sneezing”

  1. I saw a close up photo of ragweed yesterday and it looked like something out of a scary movie. A humongous insect or something.
    These little buggers are making me sneeze like crazy too. Somebody left worship early last week b/c she was having a major league sneeze attack.
    Chocolate does not help the sensitivities, but makes me feel much better.

  2. I saw a close up photo of ragweed yesterday and it looked like something out of a scary movie. A humongous insect or something.
    These little buggers are making me sneeze like crazy too. Somebody left worship early last week b/c she was having a major league sneeze attack.
    Chocolate does not help the sensitivities, but makes me feel much better.

  3. Me too. I am wishing it’s a cold because they are finite. This is just karma for scorning people with allergies when I was younger. Sending Gesundheits to you and blessings too! BTW you and Princess might enjoy Cinderella at [City by the Sea] Players. We saw it tonight. Not the best R&H musical of all time for sure, but a great job by cast and crew.

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