Here are tonight’s headlines from City By the Sea.
Songbird Works Thirteen Hour Day, Plus Travel. Arrives Home Late. Misses Last Day of School Festivities.
Street Lights on My Street Seem to Be Out.
No One at Home Turned On Porch Light.
Pure Luck Insisted on Walk, Which Began at 10:50 p.m.
Temperature Here Is 51.
I Might Should Have Worn More Clothes While Walking.
Where Is My Flannel Nightgown?
Is It Fair to Leave Me the Dishes From a Meal I Neither Cooked Nor Ate?
Postcard From Land O’Lakes Invites Snowman to Begin Registering for Fall Classes.
Box From Amazon Delivers THREE NEW BOOKS!!!! Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Casts Off: The Yarn Harlot’s Guide to the Land of Knitting, A Thousand Splendid Suns and We Need to Talk About Kevin.
Kind of Too Tired to Read Tonight.
And on tomorrow’s front page:
Four Girls To Visit Fun Town, Celebrate Birthday of The Princess!!! Somebody’s Mother Plans to Knit in Public!
What’s the news at your house?