Songbird: I need some ice cream. I don’t suppose you need sodas?
Pure Luck: No, I have plenty. And don’t we have ice cream? A big carton?
Songbird: That’s plain Chocolate. I don’t really like it. That’s why it was safe to buy it for The Princess. I don’t suppose you’d be willing to go to the 7-11 and get me some cookies and cream, would you? While I’m fixing your quesadillas?
Pure Luck: All right. But what if they don’t have what you want?
Songbird: They will. They always have some kind of cookies and cream. It just won’t be Ben and Jerry’s.
Pure Luck: I got you some ice cream, but they didn’t have what you wanted. They had about 20,000 different kinds in that cooler, but they didn’t have what you wanted there. No cookies and cream.
(He produces a carton of Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie.)
Songbird: Oh! They really didn’t have any?
Pure Luck: I looked all through the Ben and Jerry’s, and there was no cookies and cream.
Songbird: (pauses) Well, there wouldn’t be. There never is. There was really none at all, not even in the other brands?
Pure Luck: Nope. Except for some thing with Oreos.