*How is it possible for the MRI department to mislay a patient? (They told me the patient had been returned to the ED three hours before, when actually the patient was having an MRI that minute.)
*How many miles is it from the faraway on-street parking to the Emergency Department, back to the other side of the hospital to MRI, then back to the ED, then back aboveground to the faraway on-street parking? (Because I would really like credit for some part of that exercise in futility.)
*How did I manage to have a child who goes to school looking like Audrey Hepburn with hips?
*Do dogs ever grow up enough to walk themselves?
*Is it bad dog-parenting to let them wrestle in the front yard, then give them a pig chip and call it good?
*Can you ever forgive me for promoting Slow Food, then not cooking a darn thing for two days?
*How many days is it until next Tuesday, when I get to see Pure Luck again?