The Princess decided that she would use her half hour of reading for school to start reading the Bible. She began at page one, "In the beginning," and so forth.
Soon she came down to the kitchen with a serious expression. "Mom, do you think people call God ‘he’ because that’s what it says in the Bible?"
And that was just Chapter One.
A little later, she returned, now with a disgusted look on her face.
"So we’re just ribs? Ribs who give birth?"