Memes

jo(e)’s numbers meme

invented by jo(e), with a few adaptations

Number of cats who live in my house: 3
Percentage of these cats who are female: 66.667
Number of dogs who live in my house: 2
Percentage of those dogs who are female: 50
Number of brothers I have: 2 (one in my adoptive family, one biological half-brother)
Average number of times I eat every day: 5
The age of my youngest child: 10
How old I was when I first began playing the piano: 7
How many show music CDs I own: 29
How many shows I’ve seen on Broadway: 10
How many plays #1 Son has been in: 44
How many years old he is: 19
How many years I’ve been with my spouse: 5
How many dollars I spent on the hiking clothes for my wedding: 60
How many times I’ve made it to the top of my wedding mountain: 2
Number of people in my household who play the piano: 3
Number of people in my household who play the clarinet: 1
How many times I’ve been to California: 1
How many times I’ve been to Europe: 3
How many times I’ve been to Florida: 4
How far, in miles, I live from my parents: how many miles to heaven?
Number of left-handed children I have: 1
How far, in miles, I live from the nearest grocery store: 1
Pairs of clogs I own: 5
Years I didn’t eat meat: 12
Years since I started eating meat again: 9
Number of episodic television shows I watch each week: 2
Towns/cities in which I’ve lived: 6
Years I’ve lived in this town: 18
Places I’ve lived in this town: 5
Years I’ve lived in this house: 7
Number of men I’ve loved: 3
Number of men I’ve loved whose names start with “D”: 4 (if you count Daddy)
Percent of times I twist off the apple stem at “D”: 100

12 thoughts on “jo(e)’s numbers meme”

  1. Yes, we have three very eccentric cats, each in his or her own unique way. They were mine before Pure Luck came along and we added dogs to the family.

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