Children, Whining


(with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel)

Last week, we were away
We visited a house one day
Where little girls were found to play
Looking for fun and Feelin’ Lousy!

Hello, Lice Comb,
What cha knowing?
You need to keep those lice from growing.
Get those nits out of our hair!
Doot-in’ doo-doo,
Feelin’ Lousy!

Got five heads to treat
And bed linens won’t keep.
I’m tired and cranky and won’t get much sleep.
When the morning time comes there’ll be combing to do,
Lice, I hate you!
All is Lousy.